Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath.

I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea.

I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.

‘Brand New – Play Crack the Sky’

So, my readers – some of you should know that Australians such as myself have been suffering through various election campaigns recently. It has been a horrible five weeks of scare campaigns, two parties floundering along trying to show that the other one isn’t any good. Well it all came to a head yesterday as the polls officially opened and then closed. Yes, the voting is finished. In an unusual twist however we still do not know who has won.

For the first time in some seventy years or so we seem to have a ‘hung’ parliament… and no – it doesn’t resemble a horse in any way (unless Gillard is hiding something, Abbott sure can’t with those budgie smugglers). The election was so close that there are still some five seats in the lower house that haven’t been decided coming up to 24 hours after polls closed on the east coast. Neither the Coalition or the Labor party have enough seats on their own to form government. This in turn leaves us with a handful of very very happy independents who are about to experience about as much power as they ever will for the rest of their lives. They will be wooed and cajoled for their very important support.

Australia has voted – unfortunately that vote has landed into the small grey area that will hand quite a bit of power into the hands of these few independents that represent a very small portion of Australia. For now we will just have to wait and see – someone will eventually form government (albeit the very potential instability such a government would have). Then they can get to work on fulfilling the various promises they will have to make to gain power.

One final point of interest is the Senate – it isn’t entirely clear yet but it looks like the Greens may have control… this is sure going to be interesting.

(I swear this is the end of the post – if you want to have a bit of a sad laugh click on this)

In other news.

Canberra is arguably one of the better places to spend Autumn. Sunny days without the heat, cool breezes. Add into that the great colours that all the falling leaves give you and its just fantastic.

That is all.

That said the laptop is great. Except for the slightly annoying ‘free’ programs that they pre-install for you. You know the ones that then cost after a month or are only a trial version. Then they go ahead and ‘remind’ you every day or so until you finally go in and try to uninstall them. Yea – those ones. Ah well,  that’s the way the world is to a large point nowadays (for computers/laptops at least).

In other news I really can’t be bothered writing a full post now. Maybe later.

Brains…

I have decided that tomorrow I will make the journey to NSW.

It is time to spread this plague.

I need to propagate the zombie plague.

Some have said that being a zombie is a dead end (for a species, for evolution) – that we cannot reproduce. That is not true. We can reproduce… in a way. It is just that we reproduce, we continue our species – by killing and converting humans.

I should get back to the point. Another day has passed. There are more stories. A good starting point is the treaty between Humanity and the zombie populace. My fellow zombies and I rallied behind Sullivan and met Captain Joe and the humans. A treaty was discussed and ultimately signed – despite the fact that only one of the original conditions was passed (and that condition was of little importance).

After that the next event of note was the opening of the shop. The horde managed to prevent humans from reaching the store. We actually did it. The horde now has the benefit of some new items – which I won’t discuss here for the sake of secrecy.

Finally the conclusion of the day was to do with the treaty – a friendly competition between us Zombie’s and the remaining Humans (as dictated by the afore mentioned treaty). To be honest it wasn’t terribly important in the grand scale of things.

Until tomorrow I will bid you all farewell. To my zombie brethren may the hunt be successful.

And to any ‘Humans’ who might be reading this – good luck.

You will need it.

Day two of the zombie invasion was interesting. The zombies were getting organised. They were waiting and hiding. There were multiple instances where I found myself having to make a mad run to try and get to my next destination. Add onto that the growing tension that the mysterious human leader ‘the Captain’ was causing… well we all knew something was going to happen.

We received word that there were going to be three item drops at various locations – we wanted these items. As the time for the drop came we all went to where we were needed. For me that was waiting as a reserve like most of PiP. Eventually we got the notification to move to the grass area behind the Chifley library… that is where the items needed to be taken.

As the group made its way slowly to the destination we noticed a growing zombie presence. It didn’t matter – we were organised and they couldn’t break our line. At least not immediately. When the zombies finally charged we scattered to a point and before I knew it one of them was on me. Stunned I fell to the ground… afterwards I managed to stumble home.

I am now one of them.

I have been turned.

Its strange to see how quickly our alliances can change…

Roughly 24 hours ago various reports started being received. As far as we can tell there seems to be an outbreak of what appears to be a ‘zombie virus’ on the campus of the Australian National University. At this point in time it is unknown what the cause is (if it is a virus or not is a topic of high debate).

Our source claims the number of ‘zombies’ to be under 40 at this point in time. From this point forward we will let our source – a current student at the ANU keep you updated on this breaking story.

‘WorldOfIllusion News’

At first it was just another Monday. I made the short walk to my first lecture – and by the time it was finished there were already four zombies or so. Word spread fast. Apparently the initial outbreak was triggered by a zombie who simply appeared to be a normal everyday human – like you or I.

As soon as the outbreak occurred people started getting organised. Guns, socks, standards – they were everywhere. I managed to join a ‘squad’ called PiP for short. I figure an organised effort is much better than everybody working for themselves. Especially when we can pool resources for the advantage of all.

That said it has been a long day – I should really get some rest.

After all, who knows what tomorrow will bring?

James Clay.

That is all (what a useless post was this?).