Well just the other night I saw burn after reading… was good enough. It sure gave me an idea of what I don’t want to do with my life. My aspirations don’t include being an information analyst, some ‘treasury’ guy or a hardbodies gym staff (or even a Russian delegate). In case you haven’t realised by now this post will contain some spoilers of sorts… so if you don’t want the movie to be RUINED then stop reading. Now. Like right now. Seriously. Ok after this line.

You stopped yet? No. Ok im just gonna go ahead if you read a spoiler it’s your fault. Brad Pitt (as Chad Feldheimer) was an absolute idiot, this eventually lead to his death… ah well. Despite his idiocy I think he was pretty awesome, up till where he got shot in the head while hiding in a cupboard - with a suit that has no ID or tags. Sure scared George Clooney though.

Eventually the movie came to an end… the ending was funny but I felt just a little disappointed with it, there could have been more. I’ll leave you with these slightly modified last lines (only cause I can’t remember them all too well):

“What did we learn?”

“Uh”

“Not to do it again…”

“I don’t know what it is we did do though…”

The other night the film King Arthur was on TV. I was watching it like your average movie watcher and I started thinking… why is life always more spectacular in the films? Where are all those meaningful moments and beautiful people that are constantly plastered into the minds of anybody who watches a movie?

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Well well, another blog. Seeing as yet again I have nothing really to write about I’ll tell the whole world about my friends 18th Birthday party. The party was meant to be a poker party - more specifically texas holdem. As you can probably guess it didn’t end out that way. In the whole night we played maybe four or so rounds… people kept on going all in.

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Believe it or not this isn’t some government program trying to help people lose weight. It’s not even a reality television show trying to make fat kids do funny stuff for the entertainment of others. It is however a movie. If you don’t like spoilers then don’t read this (I warned you)… Read more