Sometimes people just get lucky breaks. Whether its an aspiring musician getting noticed, an author getting a major feature or simply winning something. Still while these lucky people get uplifted and given things (in the case of winning something) there are others left behind.
Most of the time you will be one of those people. The unlucky ones that is. It’s basically an offshoot of Murphy’s law. For those of you not in the basic know, the base idea of this law is that ” anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”. This then gets appropriated to being rather than things going wrong, they simply don’t go right. In this case you don’t get the lucky break, you don’t win. The line next to you goes faster. Simple everyday things. See not everyone can win - only so many can be uplifted before everyone is on the same level.
Still it is a very bleak view. Ah well, enough with the negativity. Free cookies for everyone.
*note: the ‘free cookies’ incurr a delivery charge of $20.99 (in whichever currency is of the most value at time of delivery). Side effects include extreme pain, vomiting, death. More rare side effects include fattening, sugar rushes, etc.*
Yeah I’ve read about murphy’s law. Interesting concept.
Anyways, I’ll take the risk. Give me that cookie
I really will if you pay for the delivery =D
*injects final dosage of arsenic and various neurotoxins*
do you accept pieces of paper with a “$” sign drawn on one side.
Let me check… no. Only legal, valid, currency.