Once upon a time in a mystical land called ‘America’ a man awoke. This may not seem like a strange (or even noteworthy) event but there is more to it. You see his ‘estranged’ wife whom he was visiting had handcuffed herself to him in his sleep. She had also changed the locks so that he couldn’t escape. As events unfolded the man called the police, at which point his wife started biting him.
Supposedly she just wanted to talk. I have a suggestion though, next time she wants to talk maybe get a negotiator or mediator. You see either of those two alternatives would be a lot easier than having to deal with being charged for third-degree assault, disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment and unlawful restraint.
If you think im joking just have a listen to the 911 call… here.
I would have embedded the call but Wordpress threw a massive tantrum and kept forcing it to play on page load.
Well that’s about it for this post, if you can find the secret hidden within you can have an imaginary cookie.
…and thats why you dont get married.
Exactly. See if your not married the crazy person has to just hide outside the window, go through your rubbish and other stuff like that.
Better than being handcuffed and bitten… although some people may find this enjoyable………………..
Some might… some people also need help.
“…im holding her down so i can call you”
lol
I like how he keeps asking for the 911 person to send police.