WorldOfIllusion

Has anyone here seen “Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans”? I have.Overall the movie is good enough, I haven’t seen the other two movies (that supposedly happen after this one). It has some strange parts… strange in the sense that a vampire and a lycnathrope have *relations* basically on a cliff ledge. There’s a great part where you see the lycnathrope (called Lucian I think) hanging with half his back hanging over nothingness basically with only his female vampiric companion anchoring him to the ground. Unfortunately I couldn’t find pictures to explain this so you can just imagine it. Your welcome.

One complaint I do have about the move… the vampires sucked. Really they had nothing on the werewolves, they literally got ripped to shreds. I mean these vampires were at least better than the Twilight versions (Edward Cullen is a horrible vampire). A little sidetrack here, Twilight is ridiculous… basically the only vampire myth included is that they drink blood. They don’t get burnt by sunlight (instead they sparkle), they’re not really undead - in fact they’re basically human except they can play some powerful baseball and are pale. Go them.

I miss the suave vampires of old, back when vampires were actually awesome. Rather than just being something for werewolves to rip apart or something for teenage girls everywhere to dream of. I mean seriously… why would you love a vampire? Vampires were originally myths based around dead bodies that murdered the living… in fact they used to be partially decomposed - quite different from the pale smooth Vampires of the modern era.

In a kind of conclusion here I have an offer. You see just the other day I went to an 18th party, the theme was fantasy and my costume was that of a vampire… there are pictures but you’ll only see them if at least three different people comment on this post (i’m not included as one of these people mind you). Why you want to see these pictures, well you probably don’t but if you pretend you do it will make me smile.